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Old 05-03-2007, 10:45 AM
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Chelsea Clinton was talking to a combat decorated soldier and she asked him the three things he feared most.

He said :

"Osama, Obama, and Yo Mama."
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Old 05-08-2007, 05:22 PM
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According to a news report, a certain school in Tulsa, OK was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the washroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the Maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.



Finally, the principal decided that something had to be done. He called the girls to the washroom and met them there with the Maintenance man. He explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the Custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.



To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, he asked the Maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. The Maintenance man took out a long-handled squeegee dipped it in the toilet and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

The moral of this story...

There are teachers, and then there are educators.
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NBA OR NFL?

36
Have been accused of spousal abuse

7
Have been arrested for fraud

19
Have been accused of writing bad checks

117
Have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3
Have done time for assault

71,
Repeat
71 cannot
Get a credit card due to bad credit

14
Have been arrested on drug-related charges

8
Have been arrested for shoplifting

21
Currently are defendants in lawsuits,

84
Have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?


NBA or NFL ?


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Neither,
it's the 535 members of the United
States Congress.
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