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EarlsflyinCobra · #1 (**permalink**) 03-01-2005, 07:03 AM

Yea CG , It must have been down

I also tried to log on. Did you get to caress PEPE yet?

Ron, Godspeed to you!

Mikie, How ya doinnn????

Tru, Good day to you, sir, have a pleasant one.

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Ron61 · #2 (**permalink**) 03-01-2005, 09:42 AM

Back from the days first crisis. Maybe things won't turn out quite as badly as I had feared.

Tru,

Still having snow and cold are you. Well look at the bright side of things. Spring is just around the corner. However the corner may be several miles away.

Kristen,

I don't like either the real hot or cold. We don't have it as cold here as Tru and those peopleback there do, but our 110+ Summers with some humidity added are murder to my nerves. I like the cooler weather much better as it doesn't bother my nerves nearly as much as the heat. Also I can dress for cooler weather, but I can only take off so many clothes for the heat.

Ron

LwCwb · #3 (**permalink**) 03-01-2005, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hey,littlecobra

I'd rather be hot than cold any day. Cold just goes right to the bones.K

I agree with that 100%.

Earl, im doing fine, hows the Cobra coming along, make any more progress?

BigGuy · #4 (**permalink**) 03-01-2005, 01:37 PM

WHY?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throwa revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles arealways white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes thatsomething new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your
wife told you to do it?

And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then don't take up sky
diving!

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

Ron61 · #5 (**permalink**) 03-01-2005, 02:10 PM

Jon,

And last:: Why did I read that post??

I liked it and will send it to a friend of mine.

Ron

LwCwb · #6 (**permalink**) 03-01-2005, 03:59 PM

Jon, but all of my friends are at least a little nuts...

Gotta do a project for English class, I thought it was due NEXT Wednesday, but its due tomorrow. Oops

hey,littlecobra · #7 (**permalink**) 03-01-2005, 04:41 PM

I'll do it..... I'm a teacher. gotta FAX?

(JUST KIDDING!!!!!)

Ron61 · #8 (**permalink**) 03-01-2005, 05:31 PM

Hey Mike,

I think it is called cheating to get another teacher to help you with your English project. Now if you can talk her into doing the keyboarding, that is ok. Gads, I hated English worse than any other subject in college except Political Science.

Ron

LwCwb · #9 (**permalink**) 03-01-2005, 06:17 PM

Ron, keyboarding class by far is the most boring class I have ever taken. I thought that it is better to get it out of the way now instead of 10,11, or 12th grade (have to have at least 1/2 a credit in computers to pass.) On the up side, I get to look at the new posts as well as some other things on the net when I get bored.

Kristen, you think she would notice the fax number? I could just say that it is my way of writing the date.

This years English is a lot better than last years. Last years English teacher would correct every little grammatical (???) error. "You can not use a prepostional pronoun in a imperative sentance," "Um, whats a prepostional pronoun? What is a noun?"

I guess having a (sorry Kristen

) hot girl sitting right next to me didn't help my attention span in English, which wasn't very long to begin with.

Ron61 · #10 (**permalink**) 03-02-2005, 04:34 AM

Actually Mike English got better in college after I got into the classes where you were writing essays and not doing grammer. I just always found it easy to sit down and write about something. I wrote one of the old blue books full for my final on political science which I did not like and never knew a word of what I wrote. Got the highest grade in class and an A for the semester. Imade extra money by writing things for others and then they would either copy them in pen or type them. As for the Fax number, take it off. You will most likely fail anyway.

Ron

LwCwb · #11 (**permalink**) 03-02-2005, 04:37 AM

Hey, stop that.

You just keep getting up earlier and earlier dont you?

Ron61 · #12 (**permalink**) 03-02-2005, 06:22 AM

Yea Mike, some things that aren't going as well l as I had hoped make it impossible for me to get more than a couple of hours sleep if that. It is a good thing that I am OLD and don't need a lot of sleep. To strung out yesterday after four trips to doctors and such and have to go again first thing Monday morning. Cat scan showed a dead cat instead of a brain.

Ron

Ron61 · #13 (**permalink**) 03-02-2005, 11:25 AM

See, it was this first bath that got Pepe's transmission wet and made it break. Don't use water on your car Kristen.

Ron

LwCwb · #14 (**permalink**) 03-02-2005, 01:08 PM

Got my finger picnched between two pieces of wood I was screwing together today, it didnt hurt until the blood rushed back to the place that got caught, OUCH!

Hope you feel better Ron, if worse comes to worse you can just tape yourself together with duck tape.

Ron61 · #15 (**permalink**) 03-02-2005, 02:13 PM

Mike,

If you can't screw two pieces of wood together without hurting yourself, you are going to have a real problem with building a car. Just wait until you weld your finger to a piece of frame.

Ron

LwCwb · #16 (**permalink**) 03-02-2005, 03:10 PM

Hey, it was an honest mistake.

I actually didn't realize I was caught until I tried to lift my finger out of the way.

Hows the Duck Tape surgery coming?

LwCwb · #17 (**permalink**) 03-03-2005, 04:57 AM

FWIWTTT

Ron61 · #18 (**permalink**) 03-03-2005, 05:03 AM

Have you priced duct tape lately? I settled on using the chrome tape. Makes better looking patches and people say I look like a walking, flashing sign. Worst part was the knife was dull and I had to use a screwdriver to pry the shoulder blade back into place. Still LIMPING from that.

Ron

bomelia · #19 (**permalink**) 03-03-2005, 06:13 AM

Do yoose guys ever get the sense that you are doing this for the sake of doing it?

OK, breathe deep...let it go... let it go...

Mike

Ron61 · #20 (**permalink**) 03-03-2005, 06:45 AM

Ok, Mike, you win. No more posts from me in this thread if they bother you that much. I am most likely going to be dropping out of the club soon for medical reasons and am getting ready to send my cars to a relative in Arkansas as I will no longer need them anyway. Have a great day.

Ron