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Ron61 · #1 (**permalink**) 07-11-2005, 06:10 AM

UT,

Sorry to hear about your knee and hope that it will soon be ok. My back can't be fixed without surgery and since I can't afford that I have to just live with the pain and hope for a few days that I will be able to get around and do things. I am going to try again to find one of these lawn outfits that advertise around here and see if they will mow this place for me. I tried yesterday and couldn't even get the mower out of the shed before I was ready to just lay down from the pain. Darn this getting old and falling apart. But at least the pain lets me know that I am still alive.

Ron

trularin · #2 (**permalink**) 07-11-2005, 06:29 AM

Dang, I don't mind carrying the torch for us, but you all have to stop falling apart!!!

Ron61 · #3 (**permalink**) 07-11-2005, 06:34 AM

Tru,

Body parts are worth big money now days. I am trying to figure out if I have any that are still in good enough shape to sell in order to have some others repaired.

Ron

EarlsflyinCobra · #4 (**permalink**) 07-11-2005, 09:10 AM

Ron, stop that crazy talk....you "NEED" all your body parts! And quit trying to mow those weeds....find an area teen to do it and you just sit, sip beer or wine, and stupervise......you need to save yourself for that August social, heck, if it were'nt so far I'd come out and be your shoffer (driver) for that one............stay cool!!

Ron61 · #5 (**permalink**) 07-11-2005, 11:31 AM

Earl,

I have been trying to find some one to hire to mow that upper lot but none of the people around here want to do anything more than 5 minutes. The last person that I hired, I furnished the mower and gas and he made two trips around the lot and came in and said he was done and wanted paid. He never even brought the mower back down to the shed and I told him I had hired him to mow the lot, not make two trips around it. He left mad.

Ron

LwCwb · #6 (**permalink**) 07-11-2005, 12:28 PM

2 Trips around the lawn? What did he use, a pair of scissors?

Tru, We could just wrap all the people that are falling apart in duck tape!

Ron61 · #7 (**permalink**) 07-11-2005, 01:01 PM

Mike,

Nice to see that you are still around. I just came inside as it is really starting to get to hot and humid for me. I walked up and looked at the upper lot and I have to mow it tomorrow or the city is going to stop and complain. What a mess it is.

Ron

BigGuy · #8 (**permalink**) 07-11-2005, 02:08 PM

Ron61 - can you say NAPALM! and No more thistles!!!

Hang in there and don't over do!

BigGuy · #9 (**permalink**) 07-11-2005, 02:11 PM

I've been in NC since thurs and you guys have been busy, you hit 4005 while I was gone!

Ron61 · #10 (**permalink**) 07-12-2005, 06:22 AM

Jon,

If I could get them to fly over and cover that upper lot with NAPALM, I would certainly do it. They are now almost knee high and stick like all get out. I have to get them mowed today even if it means the rest of the week in bed. I saw a city pick up slow down and look at them yesterday, so I have to get them down. Maybe I should call the city and see if they would come cut them for me. Ha !!!!

Ron

Ron61 · #11 (**permalink**) 07-12-2005, 06:41 AM

Restroom Signs

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's
"Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her ****.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust
on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war..
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York, New York.

If pro is opposite of con,
then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's Restroom
The House of Representatives
Washington DC

Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA

and most realistic one ~~~

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

Ron

trularin · #12 (**permalink**) 07-12-2005, 07:20 AM

Ron, you visit all of the classy places.

Ron61 · #13 (**permalink**) 07-12-2005, 08:45 AM

Tru,

I have to have some place that I can go for a vacation that I can afford.

Ron

LwCwb · #14 (**permalink**) 07-12-2005, 09:41 AM

Some come to sit and think, others come to sh!t and stink!
Written wall in mens bathroom.

Where's CG?

EarlsflyinCobra · #15 (**permalink**) 07-12-2005, 09:50 AM

On the "OLD PAY TOILET" wall.......................

HERE I SIT BROKEN HEARTED, PAID A NICKLE TO **** AND ONLY FARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Ron61 · #16 (**permalink**) 07-12-2005, 10:07 AM

Geez,

What have I started. Last time I post a description of my vacation. Man, am I glad now that I never posted the pictures.

Mike,

I think CG is vacationing in Colorado right now. I believe that is where she went. Had to get away from the heat and all.

Ron

trularin · #17 (**permalink**) 07-12-2005, 10:10 AM

It's pretty bad when you post pics of toilets.

She is going to give you he!! for doing potty humor.

4RE KLR · #18 (**permalink**) 07-12-2005, 12:07 PM

If you sprinkle when you tinkle

Be a sweety and wipe the seaty!

My aunts house, in the guest bathroom. It is a cool sign my uncle carved and painted some thirty five years or so ago. I guess because we all little boys at that time. LOL

4RE KLR · #19 (**permalink**) 07-12-2005, 12:11 PM

Ron
I thought of something ( did you guys feel the Earth move?)

Around here we have several places where the migrant workers "Hook out" Meaning they meet at a local corner and wiat for soemone to pick them up to day work. In most Cities the City has even built rest stops for them with bathrooms and water fountains. Some are really nice areas.

Maybe you could get soemone from there to help you for the day (?) Man you have paid your dues, let someone else to the heavy lifting (so to speak) for awhile.

Ron61 · #20 (**permalink**) 07-12-2005, 02:22 PM

Steve,

Redding has no place like that. When I used to live down at Fresno, they had them but not up here. I just now got up as I was going to try to mow that upper lot and when I got to the shed to get the mower, my back was hurting and I got really weak and then sick. Had to sit on the ground for a minute or so and finally got back in the house and took some of my nerve medicine. That was at about 8:20 AM. I got to bed and laid down and just now woke up or regained counscious, whichever and it is 1:15 PM. I have called three places that advertise lawn work and none of them want to mess with just mowing. They all want to install sprinkler systems and do landscaping. I am going to call the city and tell Jeff that I just can't mow it right now and see if he knows any kids that might want to do it. And it isn't even hot today yet. Just barely over the 100 mark right now. I think those heat strokes took to much out of me for a while.

Ron

I need beach front property with nothing but sand.