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LwCwb · #1 (**permalink**) 06-30-2005, 06:52 AM

I guess we'll soon find out...

Ron61 · #2 (**permalink**) 06-30-2005, 06:57 AM

Mike,

Keep this in mind for future losses of sanity.

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

Ron

hey,littlecobra · #3 (**permalink**) 06-30-2005, 06:57 AM

Jamo and Ron (CW) don't read this thread. I'm the moderator. REMEMBER??????

IM
talk about dregging up old news.....

4RE KLR · #4 (**permalink**) 06-30-2005, 07:57 AM

Hey we went and saw the War of the Worlds movie yesterday. I really do not like Tom cruise for many reasons but this is a very well acted movie on his part and a great movie overall.

Similar to the original but with TONS of special effects. Great show.

Ahhh post count indeed. I was wondering if this would make the 5k mark. To quote a ltlle train " I think I can, I think I can, I think I can"

BigGuy · #5 (**permalink**) 06-30-2005, 08:23 AM

We don't need no stinkin' limits

Most treads have a "post/reply" limit of so many characters. I think CC limit is 1000 chacaters. I'm not sure what the other limits are, but we will find out as we boldly go on into the unknown!

But since we have our own Moderator (CG) with clout, we probably have the connections to break the limits!?

Ron61 - Good Pres. Reagan quotes!

LwCwb · #6 (**permalink**) 06-30-2005, 08:48 AM

Hmm... Gede wisch ack el flanalana? Ouy, ei crumba!

USENS WE DONT NEED NO LIMITS!

...dont think..... DO!

blykins · #7 (**permalink**) 06-30-2005, 09:43 AM

What are you smokin Mike?

Ron61 · #8 (**permalink**) 06-30-2005, 10:51 AM

Perry,

Glad that you lked the quotes. I enjoyed them. A friend of mine that still works for the phone company sends me alot of that stuff as they pass it allover the country.

Kristen,

Why you should let Steve work on your car. He does a through job.

Ron

LwCwb · #9 (**permalink**) 06-30-2005, 01:06 PM

I would like to see the face on someones face if a mechanic did that to their car!

Brent- dont tell me you dont speak alien. Ron told me to do it, hes the head alien you know, he has a spaceship in his backyard, and that face is just a mask! I'll prove it!

Notice the spaceship in the background.

Ron AKA Ron61 AKA Errrrrrrrrb927.45

Ron61 · #10 (**permalink**) 06-30-2005, 01:18 PM

Mike,

Well you are geting better at the photo program. Now I will post the one you sent me of Kristen and the girls hanging out. Explain this to her.

Ron

hey,littlecobra · #11 (**permalink**) 06-30-2005, 01:32 PM

That's me on the bottom right. Spitting image....

4RE KLR · #12 (**permalink**) 06-30-2005, 01:46 PM

Mike
What the He%%. Man everytime you post something like that I get a headach. Spanish french german welch portugese, and limited english. I need some asprin

I will admit the alien thing was cute. All we need to do now is teach those guys to take care of Rons yard so he can get some rest.

Ron,
Please stop telling these guys how I work. They won't let me fix their cars no more. Cute picture

I think (pray for me) that I finally got this blinking merchant account delima solved. I am finally working with someone I can trust. Hope fully the website will be opperational soon. Anyone need a Banks Power system for your Diesels? Turbo chargers. Ahh I'll probably get chastized for putting this one here.

LwCwb · #13 (**permalink**) 06-30-2005, 07:49 PM

Haha, no Spinglish, Finglish, Germlisch, portuglish (

,) jus englisch in this one.

The banks thing... Right now my dad's in the market for a Powerstroke F-Series, I believe he said something about maybe getting one of the banks kits. Tell em they need to make a twin turbo setup for the 6.0 or 7.3.

G.R. · #14 (**permalink**) 06-30-2005, 11:25 PM

trularin · #15 (**permalink**) 07-01-2005, 05:52 AM

Posts?

Ron61 · #16 (**permalink**) 07-01-2005, 06:05 AM

Steve,

Congratulatons. I hope that you finally have the merchant account delima solved as you have sure fought it long enough. It seems the only thing easy any more is getting into debt.

Mike isn't speaking alien. He is just speaking the so called modern slang. Crap, I don't understand 2 words out of six that these kids around here use.
I am going to have to really take it easy today. Mowed some yesterday. Got hot and started to get weak and dizzy and grabbed the lawnmower handle to hold on. Of course it tilted down and my head met the top of the motor on the way up. Also aggravated the torn rotator cuff in my right sholder so I can hardly lift my right arm this morning. Ah, I love geting old. Gives me a great excuse for all of the stupid things that I do.

Ron

392cobra · #17 (**permalink**) 07-01-2005, 06:16 AM

Steve,
Yep,that sure is good news.Hang in there !

Ron,
You need to take it easier,as you already know.May be time to call a paving contractor.

Did your head cause any damage to the lawnmower ?

Ron61 · #18 (**permalink**) 07-01-2005, 06:49 AM

Fred,

Not much. Just a bent top cover, cracked head and busted oil pan. No more mowing for me for a while. The upper lot and this 6" Star Thistles can just set there and enjoy this darn 100+ humid weather. It was 102 when I was doing this and is supposed to be worse today. At 10 Pm last night it was still just above 80 but it cooled all the way down to 71 at 3:30 AM and is now on the way up at 5:50.
I am busy looking at selling a couple of cars right now and also maybe considering getting out of this state. I really love the area around here but the insane political climate has made this state HELL, so anyone that stays here won't have that problem to worry about. Gads, can you imagine having a state official yell at you because you don't have shoulder belts in an original1965 Comet. Also no smog equipment except the PCV valve and thermactor air cleaner on the 289 2 barell engine.

Ron

4RE KLR · #19 (**permalink**) 07-01-2005, 06:57 AM

Fred,
Thats is mighty kind of you to ask about Ron's mower. I am sure he will appreciate the concern. LOL-LOL

Mike,
Have you looked at the banks systems out today. They have one system that will drop a F350 into the 10's. Thtere was a story on the news here that the kids in California wanted to start a new language for the school system. I can't remember what they called it, but they had a kid talking on the story and I could not understand a word he said. After he finished talking I looked over to my wife and asked her what he said. She looked at me as if I was some kind of a nut. She did not reply

Ron,
Yea I agree with Fred on this one. I think its is time you called and had that gravel yard put in. Let me know if you need some help. I have a friend here that has a trucking business and I will ask him if he knows anyone out that way. Of coarse it is too far to haul it from here but if you need some help we will figure out how to get it done. You are too valueable to us in here to get messed up cutting rose bushes and grass lawns.

Good news..............
The merchant account is being set up now. It is only a matter of a few days now. This has been a very frustateing batttle for me. To give you some idea of what ii was up against. I'll quote a line from one of the contrcats we recieved. Mind you this is one of several. they all had BS in them, but this is one in particular.

QUOTE:
From time to time we may feel the need to come and visit your office and warehouse (s). The merchant (me) will be liable for transportation, airfair, rental car, entertainment for one night, hotel and meals for the entire trip. If your office and warehouse are not loctated together then two seperate trips will be neccessary. You will recieve no further notice of this expense and your account will be charged as we deem neccessary to cover all said expenses. You will not recieve any further advance notice of inspection scheduling.

Yea isn't that rich. You can imagine what I told them they can do with their trips. I guess it is a good thing I do not live in Vegas. They would be out to my office weekly at my expense.

hey,littlecobra · #20 (**permalink**) 07-01-2005, 06:57 AM

I have some extra room, Ron. I mean, Bernie is otherwise involved, so I could easily handle having you around!!!

come to Texas. Although, I'll tell you, it's just as hot, right now. But we pay somebody to mow. You don't have to. You just would have to lie by the pool, drinking refreshing beverages. Only condition?? Bring the Comet!!!!