Jokes

[Skully]

A retired Cobra owner was walking down the street, when he saw a sign in a bar window, it said Piano Player Wanted,he went inside and saw the bartender and asked if he could play. He played, the bar went still to listen to the music, several people cried, the bartender came over and asked him what was the name of the song he played , the name of the song was , I love you so fu--en much I could sh&*, the bartender said that it was quite a name of a song and if he had more to play, he sure did and when asked the name of that song he replied Your t&ts are so big they make my eyes bug out. The bartender liked the music and said your hired, as the piano player stood up to shake on the job the bartender noticed that the piano players zipper was open and his peter was hanging out ,asked if he new it , the piano played know it I wrote it.