Jokes

[bliss]

She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"


MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!
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One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man,
was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did.

A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked,

" Excuse me, do you speak English ?

Lee responded, " Yes Ma'am, I do "

The lady then asked,
" What do you charge to do yard work ? "

Lee said,
" Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her ".

The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.