Jokes

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Mars Landing


TEXTING BETWEEN GENERATIONS..

*Daughter to Dad...*

Daddy, I am coming home to get married, soon. So, get out your checkbook. LOL :>) I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia, and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber. My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding. Lots of love and thank you sooooo much!, Your favorite daughter, Lilly



*Dad's Reply.... (also by texting)...*

My Dear Lilly: Like, Wow! Really? Cool! AWESOME! Whatever... I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through Paypal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on Ebay. L.O.L. (lots of love), Daddy
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One day, someone will call me sir without adding "I think we're going to have to ask you to leave."
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Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?


A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
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