Jokes

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Okay so there was this married couple that were planning on attending a halloween party when the wife fell ill with a headache. She insisted that her husband go without her, took a few aspirin, and went to bed. Her hubby did as she asked, put on his costume, mask and all, and went on without her.

Well, a while later she was feeling much better and decided to go to the party. And since her hubby had not seen her costume, (it was to be a surprise,) she thought it would be a great opportunity to see how he behaved when she was not around, as he would not recognize her.

Off to the party she went, mask and all, and when she arrived she was shocked to see her husband dancing with almost every girl there, kissing some, "touching" others. She was enraged and decided to see exactly how far hubby would go. She approached him for a dance and sure enough he was all over her and they eventually snuck off and "did it" in a cloak room. Well needless to say, wifey was pissed! Never one to make a scene, she left the party and returned home and waited for hubby.

He came in at 3:00 in the morning and the wife asked how the party was, to which he replied that it was just okay. She asked if he danced with any of the girls and he responded no.

She rolled her eyes and was just about to "attack" when he said: "When I arrived and saw all the dancing going on I knew I wouldn't have any fun without you dear, so I decided to join the poker game going on in the back room. But the guy I lent my costume to had one hell of a night!!"