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Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.. Clint Eastwood "The
Outlaw Josey Wales" "The check is in the Mail" " Anyone who hates Children and animals can't be all that bad".. WC Fields |
W. C. Fields when asked if he wanted water with his wiskey ...
"Never drink water, me boy, fish f**k in it." |
Another great W.C. Fileds quote.
When asked if he liked children, WC replied. "Yeeesss, when cooked properly." |
"Bigamy, why, it's big of all of us!" - Groucho Marx
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A favorite beatitude is:
Blessed are those with low expectations, for they shall not be disappointed. ;-) |
"I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused."
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I'll hit ya so hard . . . your grandkids'll born with no teeth!
slithering |
I'll beat you like a red-headed stepchild!
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Youth is natures gift, youth's beauty brief and fleeting,
Age a lifetime's work of art, each wrinkle lesson's learned, each line a gently chiseled witness to test by pain or pleasure's treating. Saying no seems wiser choice, but while this youthful heart keeps beating, a yes is early lessons pleading, proving that Hope reigns eternal. As i mature, this wit seems wiser writ. |
Waaaaaaaaazz ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Loose translation of above:
Despite knowing better, order me the larger engine.
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Life isn't fair, get used to it.
FIA Mike |
Back in my younger days I sailed a NACRA 5.2 (catamaran). In one particular nasty weather race, less experienced sailors were capsizing left and right delaying the start of the race as the race committee helped the capsized right their boats. One of our better sailors sailed past the committee boat and yelled "LET E'M DIE! START THE RACE!". He was thereafter nickenamed "Let e'm die Walsh". Those were good times.
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From Jeff Jacoby's column in the Boston Globe:
" No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while Congress is in session" Mark Twain |
"It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity and make it work for you."
-- Frank Zappa |
Theres always a faster car.
When someone slights your car as not being faster than his my retort is "the B... S... stops when the green flag drops." That usually quiets them down. Sorry if someone already used those words of wisdom, but I was not about to read all the replies. Bob
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Well, it's seven of one or half dozen of the other, but I was never any good at math.
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Politics; "Poly" is the greek word for "many" and "tics" are blood sucking parasites . . .
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The greatest accomplishments are often found on the other side of fear.
Author unknown. |
Sam Elliot as Wade Garrett in "Roadhouse" when asked are you tired? Answered...
"I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm Dead" Stu |
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