Joke of the Day...

[bonyhadi]

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Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love. One day they decided that they wanted
to get married, so
Johnny went to Susie's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walked up to him and said "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in
love and I want to
ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replied, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without
even taking a moment to
think about it, Johnny replied "In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there
nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith said with a huge grin, "Okay
then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to
support Susie." Again, Johnny instantly replied, "Our allowance...Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week.
That's about 60 bucks a
month,and that'll do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith was a little shocked that Johnny had put so much
thought into this. So, he thought for a moment trying to come up with
something that Johnny wouldn't have an answer for. After a
second, Mr. Smith said, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got
everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you.
What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, we've been lucky so
far...."
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"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Bill told his friend
Doug.

"Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?"
Doug suggested.

"But what if my wife finds out?"

"Heck, this is a new age we live in, Bill. Go ahead and tell
her about it!"

So Bill went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring
us closer together."

"Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that...it never worked."