Jokes

[cobra de capell]

The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, “The Seattle Seahawks are Super Bowl contenders.”

Snow White thought to herself, “Thank God... at least Dopey’s survived!”



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What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen Tennessee Titans fans in one room?

A full set of teeth!



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Why did the NY Jets players miss their flight for the big game?

They were stuck on a broken escalator!



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You’re trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of Denver Broncos. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

Shoot the Bronco’s fan… twice.



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What do you call a Buffalo Bill’s fan with half a brain?

Gifted!



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Why are the Arizona Cardinals like a possum?

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.



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What does the N stand for on the sides of the nebraska football helmets?

Knowledge!



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Why did UT choose Orange for the team color?

So the fans could wear it on Saturday to the game, on Sunday to go hunting, and the rest of the week picking up garbage on the highways.



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Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief



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Q. Why doesn’t Columbus, Ohio have a professional football team?

A. Because then Cleveland would want one.



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Q. What do you call Bears quarterback on the Colts’ 10-yard line?

A. Lost



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What do you say to a Raiders fan with a job?

“I’ll have a Big Mac, fries and a coke, please.”