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boxhead 07-22-2013 02:35 AM

Chihuahuas, hence the flat face and bulgy eyes.

Although a mate pointed out that anyone's eyes would poke out if you had a Humber Hawk crank handle hanging out your backside.

letsboogie351 07-23-2013 03:44 PM

What is this?
 
Can you name this strange old tool?


Do you know what it is?


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Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit (1750s – 1810s)


The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum

for various medical purposes, but primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims.

A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke into the rectum.
The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration.
Doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the
popular phrase “blowing smoke up your ar*e.”

As you would expect, this odd tool is still used today by all levels of the government.

Rog246 07-24-2013 01:34 AM

Oh so true :LOL:

BMK 07-27-2013 10:27 AM

Letsboogie351

:LOL:..... So so true..

Baz 07-28-2013 03:09 PM

My neighbour was madly banging on my door at 2.30am the other morning.

Could you believe that. 2.30am.

Lucky that I was still up practicing my bagpipes.

Rog246 07-30-2013 02:24 AM

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.

My work is done here.

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Rog246 07-30-2013 02:26 AM

Water in the carburetor

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?

WIFE: "In the pool"

Rog246 08-03-2013 03:29 PM

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.

My work is done here.

letsboogie351 08-03-2013 06:21 PM

.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Rog246 08-09-2013 02:47 AM

The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she
has a terrible secret.
The priest then tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of
the confessional. She says,
"Father, I never wear panties under my habit." The priest chuckles and
says, That's not so serious, Sister Bernadette. Say five Hail Mary's,
five Our Fathers, and do five cartwheels on your way to the altar."

darkside 08-20-2013 01:25 AM

so waz the pic of my dog on his back too brazen for the poolroom%/?if not i can repost :D...doc

boxhead 08-20-2013 07:38 PM

No Cookies | The Advertiser

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letsboogie351 08-20-2013 07:49 PM

Something to smile about
cheers, Doug

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Rog246 08-21-2013 02:01 AM

now there are some golden oldies in that lot mate!! LOL


Dave, you gotta stop posting car porn mate.
Don't think my heart can stand the stress!


Rog

letsboogie351 08-24-2013 05:16 PM

Judy Rudd an amateur genealogy researcher in south east Queensland , was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that Prime Minister Kevin Rudd's great-great uncle, Remus Rudd, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Melbourne in 1889. Both Judy and Kevin Rudd share this common ancestor.


The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows at the Melbourne Jail.


On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription:

'Remus Rudd horse thief, sent to Melbourne Jail 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Melbourne-Geelong train six times.

Caught by Victoria Police Force, convicted and hanged in 1889.'

So Judy recently e-mailed Prime Minister Rudd for information about their great-great uncle, Remus Rudd.



Believe it or not, Kevin Rudd's staff sent back the following biographical sketch for her genealogy research:

"Remus Rudd was famous in Victoria during the mid to late 1800s. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Melbourne-Geelong Railroad..

Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad.

In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the Victoria Police Force. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honour when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."

NOW That's how it's done, Folks!

That's real POLITICAL SPIN! (Bullsh!t)

Barker 08-25-2013 06:14 AM

Sorry but after today's BS at Rocklea in QLD. Im not that politically orientated but Check Out the positives we can make a difference this September.,
We are all smart people we built our cars, do we want to continue to enjoy the ability to drive them when an where we want.?
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Australian Motoring Enthusiast Party (AMEP)

VOTE 1 AMEP ♠

diverrick 08-25-2013 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ac andy (Post 882799)
If this is the spot to talk non Cobra related stuff, then here goes:

I have just started a limousine business here in Melbourne. We have black Chrysler 300C stretched limos and black sedans available for weddings, formals, deb balls, winery tours, parties etc.

Keep it mind,:)

Andy.

Keep in mind not to allow too many people in it at the same time. Don't want to end up like the Limo in San Fran. that lit up on the bay bridge so fast the people could not even get out! That owner is in big trouble. Probably a fatal business blow for him.

Rog246 08-26-2013 01:57 PM

Marketing explained
 
Marketing can sometimes be a very tricky thing to understand. So here's something that might help:

This will clear up any confusion ...
You're a woman and you see a handsome man at a party.
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome man.
One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising..

You see a handsome man at a party.
You go up to him and get his telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.

You see a man at a party, you straighten your dress.
You walk up to him and pour him a drink.
You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm...
And then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome man.
He walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome man.
He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you.
That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome
men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of
one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.

I hope you all have a complete understanding of Marketing now.

Thank you.

:LOL:

letsboogie351 08-26-2013 03:00 PM

Bloody Hell! Maybe I'm too quick to hang up on telemarketers.

Rog246 08-27-2013 01:58 AM

Me too !!


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