The POOL ROOM

Rog246 · #2 (**permalink**) 10-15-2013, 12:24 AM

Its a documented fact that 6 out of 7 Dwarfs aren't Grumpy----then again 6 out of 7 Dwarfs aren't Happy either !

OZCOBRA · #3 (**permalink**) 10-15-2013, 03:05 AM

Came across this....bit of a laugh but the words are put to the best song in the AFL!!!!

...apologies to the other codes!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPvPNGsVDOs&sns=em

Krait · #4 (**permalink**) 10-24-2013, 12:27 PM

Really? Cruise is a tad short to play Shelby. Link

letsboogie351 · #5 (**permalink**) 10-27-2013, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krait

Really? Cruise is a tad short to play Shelby. Link

Tom Cruise is 5 feet 7 inches tall (1.70 m). Might do better dressing up this girl....Maria Sharapova is 6 feet 2 inches tall (1.88 m). she might be closer to his height and better looking too

Rog246 · #6 (**permalink**) 11-19-2013, 04:52 AM

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there
was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there.
They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0 r a l s e x' will do the trick &
bring her out of the coma.'

The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they would close
the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'