The POOL ROOM

[Rog246]

A businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up the drop dead, gorgeous flight attendant: “What is your name?”

Flight Attendant: “Angela Benz, sir”

Businessman: “Lovely name ...any relation to Mercedes Benz?”

Flight Attendant: “Yes sir, very close”

Businessman: “How close?”

Flight Attendant: “Same price".

[Rog246]

OH No!!! He has a sister ?!



Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!"


Before her mother could raise a concern, Sally said, "It reminded me of a peanut."


Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked, "Really small, was it?"


Sally replied, "No... Salty."




Mum fainted.

[Rog246]

Do you know what happened 166 years ago this September?

On September 9, 1850 California became a state!
The people had no electricity!
The state had no money!
Almost everyone spoke Spanish!
There were gunfights in the streets!


So basically NOTHING has changed, except back then the women had real tits and the men didn't hold hands.


And that, my friend, is your history lesson for today.

[Rog246]

Which is grammatically correct ?

Angels is souls
or
Angels are souls ?

[Rog246]

A young man graduated from University of New Zealand with a degree in
journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him
was to write a human interest story. Being from NZ, he went back to the
bush to do his research. He went to an old farmer's house way back in
the hills, introduced himself to the farmer, and proceeded to explain to him why he was
there. The young man asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that made you happy?"

The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep! One time one of my
neighbour's sheep got lost. We formed a search party and found it. We all rooted it and took it back home."

"I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of
anything else that happened that made you or a lot of other people happy?"
After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my neighbour's
daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big search
party that time and found her. After we all rooted her, we took her back home too."

Again, the young man said "I can't print that either. Has anything ever
happened around here that made you sad?"


The old farmer dropped his head, looked up timidly at the young man and said "I got lost once."

[Rog246]

You don't have to push on the brake pedal when the car's upside down !

courtesy of Mr Paul Neman

[dave295]

Originally Posted by Rog246

You don't have to push on the brake pedal when the car's upside down !

courtesy of Mr Paul Neman

Haven't heard of air brakes