Joke of the Day...

[bonyhadi]

en are like.....Floor Tiles. If you lay them right
the first time, you
can walk all over them for years.

Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of
money, they don't
generate much interest.

Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're
not quite sure why.


Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, hot,
and can keep you
up all night.

Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word
they say.

Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and
never have enough
memory.

Men are like.....Cool Boxes. Load them with beer and
you can take them
anywhere.

Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for
reproduction, but that's
about it.

Men are like.....Government bonds. They take a long
time to mature.

Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what
to do and are
usually wrong.

Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not
all that bright.

Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are
already taken and the
ones that are left are either disabled or extremely
small.

Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only
for a little while.


Men are like.....Place mats. They only show up when
there's food on the
table.

Men are like.....Snow storms. You never know when
they're coming, how
many inches you'll get or how long they'll last.

Men are like.....Used Cars. Easy-to-get, cheap, and
unreliable.

Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the
first sign of emotion.