Joke of the Day...

[bonyhadi]

Billy Joe Bob and Joe Bob Wayne were hunting one sunny day.
Now Joe Bob was not the brightest person in the world.
They came up on a pretty young girl sunbathing in the nude.
Billy Joe jumped up and said,
"Boy, she looks good enough to eat."
So, Joe Bob shot her.

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Did You Know?
Most men have erections every hour to hour and a half during sleep The ashes of the average cremated person weigh
nine pounds The average duration of sexual intercourse for humans is 2 minutes The average human produces 25,000
quarts of spit in a lifetime,
enough to fill two swimming pools

An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day By age sixty, most people have lost half of their taste buds
There are 45 miles of nerves in the skin of a human being!
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Sheri and Rose were sitting in a bar,
when Sheri began reflecting on her failed marriage ...
Sheri told Rose,
"I told my ex, " You just don't arouse me!"

Rose responded,
"Well, that's pretty forthright!
What did he say?"

"He said,
"Well, maybe you have a dry well~!"

Rose, shocked said,
"OOH DAMN! THAT was a low blow!"

No kidding, Sheri said, "So I straightened him out"
Rose asked, "What'd you tell him?"

I told him, " Nahhh, I just need a new drill~!'

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If you dream about Lips

Thin or cruel lips in a dream are a warning against making
hasty judgement of others.
Beautiful lips signify a successful sex life and happiness in love.
Thick, overly sensual, or ugly lips forecast failure in love but success in business.
Chapped, dry, or sore lips indicate a loss of status or business reverses.
Children's or a baby's lips are a sign of true friendship where you least expected it.
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A young woman with huge breasts was trying on an extremely low cut dress.
As she studied herself in the mirror, she asked the sales lady
if she thought it was too low cut. The sales lady asked her
"Do you have hair on your chest?"
"No ... of course not !!!"

" Then it's too low cut."
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The ancient Greeks admired the small firm penis and
considered a large cock to be visually unappealing.

Aristotle proposed that a small penis was capable of greater
fertility than a large one. He reasoned that the sperm has less distance
to travel in a short dick and therefore it was more "hot and potent."

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The angle of the dangle decreases with the sag of the bag,
and increases in proportion to the heat of the meat

compared to the mass of the ass and the beauty of the cutie.
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The bartender served a woman a glass of orange juice. The man sitting next to her, turned to her and said, "This is a special day; I'm celebrating."
"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.
"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered. "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass. "As it happens I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."
"How did it happen?" asked the woman.
"I switched cocks." Said the man.
"What a coincidence," she replied.