Joke of the Day...

[bonyhadi]

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What are lawyers good for?
They make car salesmen look good.

Where is an elephants's sex organ?
In his feet. If he steps on you, you're f------d.
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An old, blue-blooded, millionaire decides that he wants to get married,
but he wants to marry a virgin. One is not so easy to find in this day
and age, but he starts scouring the country in search of his virgin.
After a few months of looking, the millionaire is out on a date one
night, and he thinks he may have finally found his honey.

The woman seems extremely innocent, so after dinner, as they're riding
in the back of his limousine, the man whips out his cock.

"Oh my goodness!" exclaims the woman. "What in the world is that?"

"You don't know what this is?" asks the millionaire.

"Oh, no!" replies the woman. "I've never seen anything like that in my
whole life!"

The man puts his dick away, reaches over, and starts hugging the woman.

"I love you!" he cries. "I'm going to marry you! I'm going to make you
the richest, happiest woman in the whole world!"

A month later they get married. On their wedding night in the hotel
room, the husband sits down on the bed next to his wife. He pulls out
his penis and says to her, "Are you sure you've never seen anything
like this?"

"Never," says the woman, her eyes wide with wonder.

"Well," explains the man, "this is my cock."

"No, it's not!" says the woman, in total disbelief.

"It's not?" asks the puzzled millionaire.

"No," answers his wife. "Cocks are twelve inches and black!"
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Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion,
and they haven't seen each other since graduation.
They begin to talk and bring each other up to date.
The conversation covers their husbands, their children,
homes, etc. and finally gets around to their sex lives.
Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but
it's no big adventure, how's yours?"
Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M."
Sue is aghast.
"Really Sally, I never would have guessed
that you would go for that."
"Oh, sure," says Sally,

"He Snores while I Masturbate."

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=========================
What are lawyers good for?
They make car salesmen look good.

Where is an elephants's sex organ?
In his feet. If he steps on you, you're f------d.
===============
An old, blue-blooded, millionaire decides that he wants to get married,
but he wants to marry a virgin. One is not so easy to find in this day
and age, but he starts scouring the country in search of his virgin.
After a few months of looking, the millionaire is out on a date one
night, and he thinks he may have finally found his honey.

The woman seems extremely innocent, so after dinner, as they're riding
in the back of his limousine, the man whips out his cock.

"Oh my goodness!" exclaims the woman. "What in the world is that?"

"You don't know what this is?" asks the millionaire.

"Oh, no!" replies the woman. "I've never seen anything like that in my
whole life!"

The man puts his dick away, reaches over, and starts hugging the woman.

"I love you!" he cries. "I'm going to marry you! I'm going to make you
the richest, happiest woman in the whole world!"

A month later they get married. On their wedding night in the hotel
room, the husband sits down on the bed next to his wife. He pulls out
his penis and says to her, "Are you sure you've never seen anything
like this?"

"Never," says the woman, her eyes wide with wonder.

"Well," explains the man, "this is my cock."

"No, it's not!" says the woman, in total disbelief.

"It's not?" asks the puzzled millionaire.

"No," answers his wife. "Cocks are twelve inches and black!"
==================

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion,
and they haven't seen each other since graduation.
They begin to talk and bring each other up to date.
The conversation covers their husbands, their children,
homes, etc. and finally gets around to their sex lives.
Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but
it's no big adventure, how's yours?"
Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M."
Sue is aghast.
"Really Sally, I never would have guessed
that you would go for that."
"Oh, sure," says Sally,

"He Snores while I Masturbate."

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