Joke of the Day...

[CobraDan]

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road; he
stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car,
he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun looked at him and immediately said, Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to
remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her
leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance
and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to
retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity!
CORPORATE LESSON 3
A sales rep, a secretary and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie
comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, I usually only grant three
wishes, so I' ll give each of you just one.
Me first! Me first! says the secretary. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world. Poof! She's gone.
In astonishment, Me next! Me next! says the sales rep. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life. Poof! He's gone.
OK, you're up, the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, I want
those two back in the office after lunch.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always let your boss have the first say