Joke of the Day...

[BUGSY00]

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman who formerly was married to an Army Ranger.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a weapon.

“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.”

The first man said.“You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife”

The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job." NEXT!!!

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the weapon and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the trainee came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”

The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.” NEXT!!!

Finally, it was the Rangers ex Wife's turn. Only she was told to kill her new civilian husband. She took the weapon without hesitation and went into the room........ Shots were heard, 3 round controlled bursts of fire.......then they heard screaming, crashing, loud banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, breathin hard but steady in almost a controlled quiet manner, with this wild yet satisfied look in her eyes. The CIA agents looking shocked go in the room and sure enough see her husband deader than a doornail, totally beaten to crap.

They quickly go back outside and see the woman wipe the sweat from her brow and she goes..... “You guys didn’t tell me the weapon was loaded with blanks. So like my ex Ranger husband always used to tell me, when your original mission plan goes bad improvise and adapt to your environment..... so I had to improvise and beat him to death with the chair NEXT!!!