05-10-2008, 03:53 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Shasta Lake,
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Subject: Tell the truth
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind
of unusual gimmick.
His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get
him to change.
One day, John came home about noon and told Marsha
that he had gone to a near by city and purchased a
Robot. It was no ordinary robot, but it was in fact a
Lie Detector. He said it had to charge 4 or 5 hours,
and then he would show her how it worked.
At 5:30 that afternoon, Tommy, their 11 year old son,
came in from school, nearly 2 hours and 15 minutes
late. Both parents were understandably angry.
'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late
getting home?', they asked.
'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra
credit project,' said Tommy.
The Robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy,
knocking him completely out of his chair.
'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where
you went after school.'
'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.'
'What did you watch,' asked Marsha.
'The Ten Commandments.'
The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped
him, knocking him off his chair.
With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said,
'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called
Sex Queen.'
'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John. 'When I was your
age, I never lied to my parents, never tried to see
dirty pictures much less dirty movies, told dirty
jokes, nor did I misbehave.'
The robot walked around to John and delivered a
roundhouse right that not only knocked him out of his
chair, but out the back door and half way across the
patio.
When he came back inside, Marsha was bent double
laughing, almost in tears. 'Boy, did you ever ask for
that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After
all, He is your son!'
The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and
slapped the piss out of her, not once, but three
times.
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