Joke of the Day...

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A fellow goes to see a doctor because of persistant headaches and after the doctor examines him he informs the patient that it is a rare case but the only cure for his headaches is castration. The fellow thinks it is kind of extreme and declines the surgery but over the next few weeks the headaches continue and so he finally agrees to castration.

After discharge from the hospital his headaches are gone and he has never felt as good. In fact he feels so good that while passing a mens store he decides to treat himself to new clothes. Might as well look good if I feel this good. He walks in the store and informs the salesman he would like a suit. The salesman looks at him and says"44 Long". the fellow "says how did you know". The salesman says"I'm a salesman this is what I do". The fellow puts the suit on and it fits like no suit he ever had on...perfect. He next asks the salesman that he will need a shirt. the salesman looks at him and says "16 1/2 35". The man very impressed asks the salesman "how did you know?". the salesman answered " I am a salesman this is what I do". Well needless to say the shirt fit like it had been custom made. the fellow feeling better with each clothing item decides he needs shoes. the salesman looks at the fellows feet and says "11 EEE". The fellow is amazed and says "how did you know". the salesman says, "I am a salesman this is what I do". The fellow next decides to complete everything he needs new underwear and asks the salesman for some. The salesman looks at him and says "36 waist". The fellow looks at the salesman and says "I'm not a 36 waist, I wear 34". The salesman however says "sure you are". the fellow insists that he is not a 36 but is a 34.

The salesman says to the guy, "you cant wear a 34 waist it will pinch your testicles against the base of your spine and cause a hell of a headache"

Stu