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12-02-2012, 12:21 AM
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*** You looked at your thumb... Didn't you?
No, the three times longer part ...
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12-02-2012, 10:11 AM
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How it all started....
Hmmmmm....(ready to play)
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12-02-2012, 03:32 PM
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Conditioning for future activities is very important....
Last edited by bliss; 12-02-2012 at 03:35 PM..
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12-03-2012, 09:57 AM
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An ethical lawyer, an honest politician, and a merciful aerobics instructor all fall out of an airplane. Which one hits the ground first?
It doesn't matter - none of them actually exist.
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12-03-2012, 11:00 AM
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This one cries out for a Caption Contest!
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12-04-2012, 10:16 AM
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After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says....
WTF!
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12-04-2012, 04:09 PM
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One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from
Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman.
She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her defense: 'Your Honor,' she began coolly, 'I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly.'
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A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut.
The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half.' The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't come back.'
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does that guy go when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,
'Your house!'
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