Joke of the Day...

[Ron61]

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

[Dan40]

I was so depressed last night thinking about
the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement
Funds, etc.......

I called Lifeline.
Got a freakin' Call Center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

[Ron61]

Good one Dan.

Ron

[Juggernaut]

They Gave Me a Rolex!

My Neighbors............. The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for Christmas.

I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.


It was very nice of them but I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch."