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[LwCwb]

31 days til the first carlisle....

Hope the weather improves for the one your looking foward to.

[Ron61]

Mike,

The weather here is always a crap shoot for the April show. I have seen it at 110 degrees and then I have seen it spitting snow and colder than all get out. But by them moving it to the first week of April instead of the middle or later part, that really pushes things. I just go to look and take pictures. Don't like entering anything as you have to spend allday there. And I don't have any show cars anyway.

Ron

By the way, why haven't you taken advantage of Kristen's absence to catch up in post count?

[HI Cobra]

We haven't had much sun here lately. Just barely enough to keep
my solar heated water warm enough for hot showers.

[Ron61]

Flip,

But you get to live in Hawaii. You don't need sun. Besides that any rain you get will be good for Ernie's banana trees.

Ron

[trularin]

Wish I had some sun.
Wish I had some warmth.

Heck, while i'm at it, I wish I'd win the lotto.

Put the shoulder harnesses in, even with it being 35 outside. Put out the traps in the barn for the varmits.

Yukon is shedding, what a mess. Wolves drop more fur than any dog. I think we could vacuum every day and still have a mess.

Well, I understand we might get a nother inch or so. At this point, who cares.

I think I am going to watch more SG-1.

[hey,littlecobra]

So. Today is March 20. I feel like I've been in 'timetravel' for the week! Just dragged in from Austin. Fun time..... Gotta unload: clothes, car, painting, stuff, photos,....
family will be home shortly, and then I have to start on my big project for the week.

More later. Just thought you all would like to know I made it 'home safely'.....

K
(the time travel comment was in keeping with your most recent 'topic' of the stargate stuff.... haha)

[uncltodd]

Tru, it's 75 degrees,

Him sun be shinin', him wind be layin down.

It's a perfect top-down day.

Gunrack is is in the paint shop for another 3 weeks.

I'm working on taxes.

Life sucks, sometimes.

UT

[LwCwb]

UT, Spring is a comin', hang in there.

Maybe I can convince dad to get a 05 Stang droptop.... on second thought, I would rather get a used FFR. I don't think thats gonna happen for a few years though.

[hey,littlecobra]

hey, UT. was hoping we might get a little visit from you down in Austin. Guess your plate is pretty full right now....
Hope things are improving with Sweetness. And, glad to hear gunrack is in paint, and before you know it, this will all be a distant memory.... look for us in June!!!

[Ron61]

Kristen,

Welcome back. It has been sort of dull without you. Mike has no one ot go to to find out how to word his posts.

Laugh A day Keeps The Doctor Away...
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I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six items would you like to buy?" Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?!!!

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Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table. "Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said. "We may not have 45 minutes." They were seated immediately.

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The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.

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All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her
father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.

====================

Women and cats will do as they please, so men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

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Three friends from the local congregation were asked "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?

Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a Fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."

Don said: "I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!"

=======================

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord. . ."God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks," Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute".

===========================

A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every night she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?"

"Relax," says the doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me...exactly where is Larry's bar?"

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An old man goes to the wizard to ask him if he can remove a "curse" he's been living with for the last 40 years. The wizard says "Maybe, but you'll have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

============================

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Give me one last request, dear," he said.

"Of course, John, his wife said softly.

"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."

"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.

With his last breath John said, "I do!"

=============================

A man picks up a young woman in a bar and convinces her to come back to his hotel.

When they are relaxing afterwards, he asks, "Am I the first man you ever made love to?"

She looks at him thoughtfully for a second before replying. "You might be," she says. "Your face looks familiar."

=============================

A man went to see his rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "Nu, so what's wrong?"

The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "So how can that be?"

The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?" The rabbi then offers, "So you want I should talk to her?

I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife on the phone for three hours. So you want my advice?"

The man said yes and the rabbi replied, "Take the poison!"


Ron

[trularin]

I guess Ron really wanted to type this morning. Ron, how's things?

Good to hear you're back Kristen. Hope you had a great time.

I see Ed is looking for a garage door for his place.

Mike, what did you get for the B'day bash????

Fill us in.

[Ron61]

Tru,

Good morning. I didn't do a lot of typing. Mostly cut and paste. Weather was bad all weekend with pretty heavy rain. The temperature was on 48 this morning, the lowest it has been in a month now. Supposed to rain more today and tomorrow so I will be stuck in the house. I spent the weekend trying to figure out if I want to get a new computer or not and configuing one like I would want it to see what the cost was. Amazing at what they cost when you get the best graphics boards and such.

Ron

I liked this picture.

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[trularin]

I ain't going swimmin there.

[Ron61]

Hey, has anyone heard from Earl lately? I haven't seen him posting any and wondered if he is feeling bad. Or maybe Kristen's Florida trip scared him.

Ron

[EarlsflyinCobra]

No, I'm not sick, I was just busy working the Spring Car Show all weekend. Friday was cold, froze my tush off, Saturday was better, just cool, Sunday was fantastic....Beautiful day and lots of nice cars...It was overall a good weekend.......Earl

[Ibr8k4vetts]

>>1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to
>>kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
>>
>>2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
>>the carpet."
>>
>>3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm
>>going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
>>
>>4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
>>
>>5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
>>break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
>>
>>6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in
>>case you're in an accident."
>>
>>7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to
>>cry about."
>>
>>8 My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and
>>eat your supper."
>>
>>9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on
>>the back of your neck!"
>>
>>10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that
>>spinach is gone."
>>
>>11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a
>>tornado went through it."
>>
>>12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
>>you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
>>
>>13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
>>world, and I can take you out."
>>
>>14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
>>your father!"
>>
>>15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less
>>fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you
>>do."
>>
>>16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
>>home."
>>
>>17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you
>>get home!"
>>
>>18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your
>>eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
>>
>>19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know
>>when you are cold?"
>>
>>20 My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,
>>don't come running to me."
>>
>>21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
>>vegetables, you'll never grow up."
>>
>>22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
>>
>>23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you
>>think you were born in a barn?"
>>
>>24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
>>understand."
>>
>>25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
>>have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

[LwCwb]

Originally posted by Ibr8k4vetts


25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

That one scares me

[Ron61]

MikeZ,

That was great. I enjoyed all of them. I really can realte to # 16.

Earl,

I had forgotten about the car show and was wondering if you were feeling bad. Nice to see you back posting.

Ron

[trularin]

Oh, I dunno. All of those lines are true.

I am not sure my wife and I used them on the boys, but I am sure they were delivered in some form.

Mike, you should print those out and see if they get tosse your way.

Well folks, I think I am gonna wire a redundant brake switch into the electrical on the cobra.

Who knows.

[Ron61]

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It ! should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."

How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told.

I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.!

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.


Ron