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Baz, the blue car behind the Healey, is that a Sunbeam ?
Or is it the car Grace Kelly drove in ' To catch a Thief" ?
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Great photos
I to have a soft spot for the Issota, we built one a few years back for Sunset blvd the musical




it only has one good side and is made from steel, plywood and fiberglass
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Wonderful stuff...thanks.

Issota...yup.
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I saw a fella with a bumper sticker saying:
"I am a vet, therefore I drive like an animal."

Suddenly I realised how many gynaecologists
there are on the roads.
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I got to thinking today,


Socrates was poisoned

Julius Caesar was stabbed to death.

Napoleon died in exile.

Abraham Lincoln was shot.

Gandhi was shot.

Kevin Rudd was Gillardteened.
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Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?

Some dick cut her off.
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Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?

Some dick cut her off.
Two State Troopers driving north on a Southern Freeway. The Bobbit female is driving in the opposite direction and chucks the offending cock out of her window.

It strikes the windscreen of the approaching State Troopers Patrol car.. One officer looks at the other and says, " Man. Did you see the size of the cock on that insect?"
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Being THORPEDO'D has taken on a different connotation.

And it is interesting to note the Australian Commonwealth Games Swimming Team will rally BEHIND Mr Thorpe ???!!!
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"Not that there is anything wrong with that" according to Seinfield
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Being THORPEDO'D has taken on a different connotation.

And it is interesting to note the Australian Commonwealth Games Swimming Team will rally BEHIND Mr Thorpe ???!!!

Interestingly - during his interview he said he didn't think Australia would want their Champion to be Gay, - so he must have thought Australia wanted it's Champion to be a liar instead!
$400,000 for the interview! he must have run out of money
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Geez Onyx...are you being cynical or what !!

Next thing you know he'll run for parliament !!
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For $400,000 I'd be leaping out of the closet
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For $400,000 I'd be leaping out of the closet
just gotta figure out how to get in that closet and then have the TV dudes with the chequebook find ya.
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just gotta figure out how to get in that closet and then have the TV dudes with the chequebook find ya.
I'm stumped with that part of the plan. I reckon it'll be difficult to achieve. A real pain in the arse job.
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A Call Girl's Tax Return



A woman walks into a Kalgoorlie accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address etc. And then asks,"What's your occupation?" "I'm a prostitute," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work... Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite poultry farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?"



"Well, I raised a thousand Cocks last year."

Tax man says “An elite poultry farmer it is then."
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Does she give a helping hand when you are "feeding the chooks"?
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I guess..................but only when she needs a happy ending !! LOL
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What about the pullets?
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DEMOCRACY AND RACISM EXPLAINED.

An illegal Muslim immigrant kid asks his mother, "Mama, what's a Democracy and what is Racism?"

"Well, son, Democracy is when Australian tax payers work every day so we can get all our benefits, you knows like free housing, free healthcare, more welfare payments than pensioners, & on & on, you knows, that's Democracy".

"But mama, don't the Australian tax payers get pissed off about that?"

"Sure they do, that's called Racism!"

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