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01-02-2002, 04:23 AM
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Yes, She's Blonde...
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all worked in an office with the
same female boss. Each and every day their boss would leave work
early.
One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave
right behind her. After all, she never called in or came back to the
office when she left early, so how was she to know?
So that day, all three sneaked out of the office as soon as the boss
was gone.
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little
gardening, baking and puttered around the house.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the
health club before meeting her dinner date.
The blonde was happy, happy, happy to be home, but when she got to
her bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly, quietly,
she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in
bed with her BOSS! Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out
of her house.
The next day at coffee break, the brunette and redhead decided they
were leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was coming
with them.
"No way!" she exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"
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01-02-2002, 09:04 AM
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A redneck was walking along in the parking lot of Harvard. He stopped
a student also walking along and asked
"Xcuse me, . . Can y'all tell me where the library is at"?
The Harvard student replied.
"Up here, we do not end our sentences with a preposition".
The redneck scratched his head for a second and said.
"Well then, . . Can y'all tell me where the library is at, . asshole".
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01-02-2002, 02:27 PM
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Why is pee yellow and come white?
So rednecks will know if they are coming or going.
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01-02-2002, 02:28 PM
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Why do women have two sets of lips?
So they can piss and moan at the same time.
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01-02-2002, 02:29 PM
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What do you call a woman leaning against a wall?
Eileen.
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01-02-2002, 02:30 PM
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What do you call a Japanese woman leaning against a wall?
Irene.
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01-02-2002, 03:02 PM
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Location: Germantown, TN,
Cobra Make, Engine: Superformance #770, Stroked 351W (393 cubes) w/ Tremec TKO-600, 3.27 Torsen locker, 'Hi-Tech' Blue w/ White Stripes, Wilwoods, Bilstein coil overs...and a big ear-to-ear grin!
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To ERA535...
I hereby banish you from posting anything else on this thread... 
Get new material, or get out...!
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01-02-2002, 03:07 PM
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In that case we better both leave!  |
01-02-2002, 05:22 PM
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more, much more pleeeeeeeeez
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01-02-2002, 09:25 PM
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Freddie,
This thread is going on 11 pages! you might set a record here.
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01-02-2002, 09:46 PM
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So much for all the purists that keep on questioning every other thread about their relevance to Cobras.
If I hear "What does that have to do with Cobras?". or "in the beginning before all the riff raff showed up in here we used to talk abut Cobras, this place is going to toilet" etc. one more time, I'll throw up.
Current crowd shows the diversity of the group and their tastes, and their interests. Obviously we regard this place as a social gathering as well as a knowledgebase.
The threads that had the longest runs during the last year almost all have been subjects that had very little to do with the full intent of the forum. Yet, someone who does not like what they read, will eventually jump in and express their disdain for it. Amazing! Simply amazing.
TURK
just an spontenous editorial.
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01-02-2002, 09:47 PM
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I have a beauty but think it may result in me getting jailed.
Opinions?
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01-02-2002, 10:03 PM
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I have one that even I CAN'T type in here.
I'll put it on CD and release under my own label!
TURK
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01-02-2002, 10:12 PM
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Turks label !
Now let me guess. What would Turks CD label be?
Should we offer up some suggestions?
CD name (like title) ...........
CD label ( Producer or Manufacturer)……..
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Fortiter in re, suaviter in modo
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01-02-2002, 10:18 PM
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lucky we don't have any women reading this thread...
ah it's probably beyond their technical competence anyway.
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01-02-2002, 10:20 PM
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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city
and they were in a mall for the first time in their life.
The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw,
but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart
and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
"Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen nothing like that
in my entire life, I ain't got no idear what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls
and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
circular 20 numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number
and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous
24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eye off the young woman,
said quietly to his son,
"Boy, go git yo Momma.... "
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01-02-2002, 10:20 PM
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I heard that Dora tries to read it.
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01-03-2002, 03:17 AM
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TOP 10 OLD FOLKS' PARTY GAMES
1. Sag, You're It!
2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear
4. Kick the Bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over
6. Doc, Doc Goose
7. Simon Says Something Incoherent
8. Hide and Go Pee
9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
10. Musical Recliners
This is for my older friends on the forum, I use to only have to compete with Dan Semko but everyone has joined in.
Dan
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01-03-2002, 03:22 AM
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This one is for Dan Semko
Hospital Doctors
When some doctors were asked to contribute to the construction of a new wing at the hospital.....
The allergists voted to scratch it.
The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
The cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.
The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow.
The microsurgeons were thinking along the same vein.
The neurologists thought the administration "had a lot of nerve".
The obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception.
The ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
The orthopedists issued a joint resolution.
The otologists were deaf to the idea.
The parasitologists said, "Well, if you encyst."
The pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!".
The pediatricians said, "Grow up!"
The plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.
The proctologists said, "We are in arrears."
The psychiatrists thought it was madness.
The radiologists could see right through it.
The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
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01-03-2002, 05:21 AM
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HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A REDNECK IS MARRIED?
His pickup truck will have chewing tobacco stains down the sides of BOTH doors!!
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