Joke of the Day...

[bonyhadi]

Home is where you lay your hat . . . and a few close intimate friends : )
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A Gynecologist says to a Lesbian
"You have the cleanest ***** I've ever seen."
The Lesbian replies,

"I should have, I have a woman in twice a week!"
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TOILET PAPER FACTS

You can gauge a person's education by whether they
read in the bathroom.

More than 2/3 of the people with a master's degree
and doctorates read in the stall.

Only one in two high school grads read while in the
bathroom, and 56 percent of those with college degrees do.

Fifty four percent of Americans fold their toilet
tissue neatly while 35 percent wad it into a ball
before using it.

Seven percent steal rolls of toilet paper (hotels/motels)

More than sixty percent prefer that their toilet
paper roll over the top, twenty nine percent from the
bottom. The rest don't care.
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Marriage
A word that should be pronounced as "mirage"
Adultery
Putting yourself in someone else's position
Honeymoon salad
Lettuce alone w/o dressing
A smart Husband
One who thinks twice before saying nothing
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A wife woke up from her night's sleep and began telling her dream to her husband.
"I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks in this place," she began,
"the big ones went for a ten and the thick ones went for 20."

"How about the ones like mine?" asked her husband.
"Those they gave away," she replied with sarcasm.

"I had a dream too," started the husband. "I dreamt they were auctioning off rear ends.
The round ones went for a 1000 and the little tight ones went for double that!"

"And how much for the ones like mine?" asked the wife.
"That's where they held the auction," he replied.
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Have you heard of the new book entitled
"1001 Sex Secrets Men Should Know?"
It contains comments from 1001 different women
on how men can be better in bed.

I think that women would actually settle for three ...

Slow down
Turn off the TV
and
Call out the right name
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If you have dreams about Homosexuality

If the dreamer is heterosexual, dreams of this nature suggest a period of basic insecurity in relations with the opposite sex.
Homosexual dreams by heterosexuals may represent secret
fears/anxieties about masculine/feminine aspects or your personality..
Dreams of homosexual encounters, or of being accused of being a
homosexual, are common for expectant fathers.
If occurring in dreams prior to an upcoming wedding, anxiety about your changing situation may be expressed as a fantasy alternative.

Lastly it may be guilt about sexual feelings.
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Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any group

of mammals that exist ~ especially fruit bats.
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A Japanese whore showed affection
To powerful men with direction
Once while he was lovin' er
She said to the governor
"I'm working for your re-erection!"
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