Joke of the Day...

[bonyhadi]

*cough* *cough* *giggles* um ....

You Might Be A Pothead If......

If you have ever given a van a tie-dye paint job you might be a pothead.

If you have ever lived in a van you might be a pothead
.
If your van has blacklights, lavalamps, laserlights and glow in the dark
stars in it you might be a pothead.

If you have more than One marijuana poster you might be a pothead!

If someone says "HI" and you immediate response is " No I'm not" you
might be a pothead!

If you have ever said" I just realized I'm sitting on a marshmello" you
might be a pothead.

If you have ever rolled a joint that was bigger than your thumb
you might be a pothead!

If you have seen more than 1 Cheech & Chong movie you might be a pothead!


If you have watched Half-Baked more than 10 times you might be a pothead.


If your friends nick named you Brian after watching Half-Baked you ARE a pothead!

If you continuosly quote Half-Baked you might be a pothead.

If you get mad at your enployer for not giving you holiday pay on April
20th (4:20 day) you might be a Pothead!!!

If you have a countdown to the next 4:20 day on your web site you might be a Pothead!

You might be a Pothead if you refuse to use Visine because it makes your eyes "Suspiciosly White"

If you know that JOB rolling papers are actually JB rolling papers
with a diamond in the middle, you could be a Pothead.

You might be a Pothead if you refer to the one T-shirt that you own that
isnt Tye-dye as your Dress shirt you might be a Pothead.

If you have ever turned all of your underwear pink in a freak tye-dye
accident you might be a pothead.

If you have never smoked a cigarette, but you always have a lighter, you just might be a Pothead.

If you consider bong-making to be a legitimate hobby, you might be a
pothead.

If you buy special glass cutting and drilling power tools to make Bong
you might be a Pothead.

If you have ever made a bong out of tin foil, paper towel roll, and a
condom you might be a pothead.

If you work at Watson's Supermarket you might be a pothead!!

If it's, 9:20 and you say "well it's 4:20 in some time zone" you might be
a pothead.

If you know what the letters in NORML stand for you might be a Pothead.

If you want to join NORML but are afraid that the FBI will start watching
you. Its possible you are a Pothead.

If you know what THC stands for but have no clue what
H2O is you might be a pothead.

If you know the chemical structure of THC but you flunked Chemistry in
school you might be a Pothead.

If you have a gro-light in your closet you might be a pothead.

If you can convert grams to ounces in your head,but have no idea how many litres are in a gallon you might be a pothead.

If you have ever been lost in your own home you might be a pothead.

If you find the rolling paper back to be one of the handiest things on
earth you might be a pothead.

If you hang out with people named Sky, Smokey, or the Guy you might be a Pothead.

If you have asked someone "Where the **** is the remote!" when it is in your hand you might be a pothead.

If you have ever eaten ice cream with a plastic knife you might be a
pothead.