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[bonyhadi]

The Politically Correct Woman

_....._
." ", --She is not a BABE or a CHICK -
/ ___/_ \ She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
| /- -\ |
\ ( ^\^ ) / --She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE -
'.!\_=_/!.' She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
_<\)_(/>_
/ \ / \ --She is not a BAD COOK -
/ '-' \ She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
| /\__,__/\ |
\ \ ) ( / / --She is not HALF NAKED -
\/\ /\/ She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.
\/\ /\/
|)/---\(| --She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY -
| |___| | She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
|/\___/\|
|\ ^ /| --She does not GAIN WEIGHT -
| `"""` | She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
|_______|
| | | --She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER -
jgs | | | She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
)_|-'\_
/ /T"._\ --She is not EASY -
'-' She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

--She is not CONCEITED -
She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

--She does not want to be MARRIED -
She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.

--She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME -
She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.

--She does not TEASE or FLIRT -
She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

--She is not DUMB -
She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

--She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE -
She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.

--She does not GET YOU EXCITED -
She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT. ,{{}}},
{{/ \}}
--She is not KINKY - }}}^.^{{{
She is a NON-INHIBITED SEXUAL COMPANION. {{\ = /}}
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--She does not have a KILLER BODY - /{{ \_/ ((\
She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE. / ( ) \
/ /`\- -/`\ \
--She has not BEEN AROUND - \ \ )%O%( / /
She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. `\\/ \//`
(/ \)
--She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - | |
She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT. | |
| |
--She is not an AIRHEAD - / / / \ \ \
She is REALITY IMPAIRED. After | | | |
jgs |/ \|
--She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - / \ / \
She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. `-' '-`

--She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.

--She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

--She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

--She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.

--She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

--She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP -
She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

--She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is GRAVITY RESISTANT.

--She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

--She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

--She is not LOOSE - She is MORALLY IMPAIRED.

--She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS -
She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.












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