Joke of the Day...

[CobraDan]

A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with Million
dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey,be careful
when you drive. If we break one of those windows it'll cost
us a fortune to repair"
Of course, she teed off and promptly shanked it right through the window of
the biggest house on the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to watch out! Now we'll have to go up
there and apologize and see how much that lousy
drive is going to cost us."
They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken
antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window. A man
reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke the window?"
"Uh, yeah, we're sure sorry about that" the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,I'm a
genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give
you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out,
"I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem", said the genie, "You've got it. I have already put a million
dollars in your bank account. It's the least I can do."
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to
own a gorgeous home complete with servants in
every country in the world." she said. "Consider it done. The deeds are now
in your
name," the genie said.
"And now," the couple both asked in unison,
"what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman
in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now
have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it
over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind."
The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her for the rest of
the afternoon. Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and
afterwards, the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked, "How old
are you and your husband?
"Why, we're both 35" she responded breathlessly.
"No s**t! Thirty-five years old and both of
you still believe in genies?"