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[trularin]

Hey, it's not my fault the moderator was out sleeping.

You all have to keep off topic and there is no relationship between this thread and Cobras.

[392cobra]

hoorible. - Steve

Before Kristen or someone else gets on your case on your spelling,I'll go first.

I think it is - whoreable.

[4RE KLR]

thats not right either, is it?

You guys are just missing with me now.

I see how it goes around here. Lets jack with the stupid guy that "kant spell"

The problem is "I resemble that remark"

[4RE KLR]

horrible

per
The American Heritage College dictionary

See I really do keep one by my desk. Maybe I should use it more

[Ron61]

Steve,

I have a dictionary here too, but if I can't spell the word in the first place, how do I find it in the dictionary? I think I will just make up a list of the several thousand words that I mis-spell and e-mail it to Kristen to spell them correctly and send back to me. After all, that is part of her Modrator's duties isn't it?

Goat::: Goat = Goat Crap :: Not legal in this area. Must be on a ranch with approved ways to dispose of cow crap and other waste materials.

Ron

[4RE KLR]

yea she needs to check up on us more often.

No telling what she is off doing. At least she got all new tires on her trailer now.

Kristen,
Where are you?
You know you can't stay away from here. Wees kant spel to gud. ju needa ceeep us n lin


Ron
The goats really do work. Call around to the feed stores. I promise you, Remedy will fix your problem. If you can' get it there let me know I 'll send you a gallon. If it is not illegal to mail it UPS or USPS. I can get it here because we have a farm.

[flipper35]

Caint jus' hang a bag off de rump of da goat and claim youse is usen it fo' o-ganic fert-lizer fo' da gaaden? Or jus'a maybe youse can usa yo'sewf a cork in the goat sfinkater?

[4RE KLR]

yea tell them your recycleing

[Ron61]

Steve,

They can't sell Remedy here or anything else that will kill Star Thistle. Even CalTrans had to stop using some of the stuff they used. You would think these dam thistles are an endangered species or something and they stick so bad they make your legs bloody.

Brent,

Only recycled manure is legal here and it has to be non toxic in case you swallow some of it. Also no Goats except on a ranch or out of city limits. They must confuse the dog catchers to much.

Following is a fictional decription of what would happen if I had two goats.

Bought two goats, one I named Brent and one Steve. Put them in upper lot and they instantly took a dislike to each other but co-existed for a day or so. I have one rose bush that I still haven't cut and it has briars on it that are 8' long. Brent bit Steve in a bad place and Steve instantly kicked Brent under the chin with his right hind hoof. I had the wheel barrow and was on my way to cut the rose bush when this occurred. Brent and Steve, now highly ticked at each other turn and face off. Backing up about 10 paces each they lower their heads, snort a couple of times and charge full speed ahead. And Missed each other. Brent winds up in the middle of that big mess of rose briars, Steve hits the wheel barrow bending the side and tumbling over it. Steve gets up somewhat dazed, observes a little blood on front legs and shakes his head to clear it. Brent is busy getting out of the rose bushes and looks as if he has been turned into hamburger. Brent, observing that Steve has little blood becomes agitated again and really charges, head down. Steve steps aside and Brent goes over the 5' bank that is above my shed, which he hits the corner of dead on. Deciding I had best break this playful stint up, I get my slingshot and a few of the steel balls. My neighbor had walked out and was watching this so he is having a great laugh. Until I shot Steve in the butt with the steel ball. The steel ball glances off Steve and hits the neighbors car window leaving a really nice spider webb of cracks. Now Steve, seeing only me decides I must be responsible for the stinging in his rear end and charges. I duck through the gate and slam it. The animal control comes and claims I have mistreated Brent and Steve and they have to be on a farm. They are now happily living on a 100 acre ranch, I have a car window to pay for, and the upper lot is as clean of everything as it would be if I had swept it. Except the STAR THISTLE. Neither Steve nor Brent would touch that. Thanks for the help guys.

Ron

[4RE KLR]

That is the funniest thing I have read in weeks.

I like the 100 acre retirement

Hey Brent
We need to go visit Ron, LOL

Ron,
You want me to check on sending you some in the mail?

[bomelia]

(creeeeeeeeeeeeeak..bam! clip clop, clip clop, creeeeeeeeeeeeeak..bam! clip clop, clip clop)x245.

Finally got back in here...that was a lot of doors to open and shut!

Bye again.

Mike

[4RE KLR]

Hey where you going?

Get your butt back in heea.

You have to get up early to keep up with these guys. 3:19 pm here central time

[Ron61]

Steve,

I sent you an e-mail. And speaking of Mike finally showing up again, have any of you seen or heard anything from LilMike lately? I know his e-mail works becasue I don't get any returned, but he hasn't posted since the post asking about his CD Drive going bad. I guess we should have warned him not to use his big engine tools to work on the inside of the computer with.

Ron

[flipper35]

It's that darned Windows Mistake Edition.

Steve, we do need to visit. I promise not to bite hard if you don't kick hard. 100 acres sounds good, especially if he is going to split his $3million with you.

Ron, inject amonia in the plants. Back home the cows would eat them. Of course they eat anything too, including a 3 man tent and motorcycles seat.

[4RE KLR]

deal.....

[flipper35]

But I ain't eating the thistle. Hope he doesn't try to feed us goat chow.

[Ron61]

Brent,

Amonia is another controlled substance up here. I think my answer is to find a few marijuna plants and put them in that lot, then call the Sheriff's eradication department. Whatever they use after they dig up a pot garden, nothing seems to ever grow there again.

Both of you come on up and we can go to Wendy's and I will treat you to a Goat Burger.

I think you are probably right about Lil Mikes ME edition. I had that for about 6 months and got rid of it. From the way he posted, it sounded as if his CD drive had gone bad or the computer just lost it and didn't know it was there which was my suspicion at first. It wouldn't show up when he opened the My Computer page where you see the drives and do the defrag and such. But when Ron(CW) had him put a CD in and mark where the label was and then take it out, it had ran the CD. So who knows. Mike said he was going to get another drive and install it.

Ron

[flipper35]

Might have been something as simple as the lens being dirty and not recognizing a CD. If it didn't show up in "My Computer" it was probably a bad drive or cable.

Might be time for a new computer.

[4RE KLR]

EEEEEEEEEEEEk

I aint no canible.......... Goat Burgers

[Ron61]

Brent,

That was my thought. As cheap as computers are now, I won't waste a lot of time and money trying to fix an older one. And especially one that is running ME. I finally talked some friends of mine in Chico to get rid of the ME and put in XP and they are really happy now.

But by Mike's not showing up as a drive in My Computer, and yet according to what he said it is spinning the CD, that made me wonder. When I had the ME computer, my DVD drive gave me an error message that there was no such drive. And this after I had used it for 3 months. I got to looking in the System set up and the darn thing had marked the DVD drive which in mine was "D" Drive as unassigned. I just set it back to an assigned drive and had no more problems with it. Windows ME did some very strange things. He had opened it up and changed the ribbon cable from the "D" drive I think he said to the "E"drive, which is his CD and it made no difference. If it was just dust, that would be an easy fix, but that wouldn't keep it from showing the drive when he went to My Computer or Explorer.

Ron