Joke of the Day...

[Anthony]

An elderly couple goes to the doctors for their annual exam, and upon leaving, the wife asks the doctor if she could speak to him in private. The doctor agrees, and they go into a nearby room.

The wife states that at times she would like to be physically closer to her husband, Bill, but most of the time he is not interested, and also has problems getting an erection. She asks the doctor if there is anything that can be done about it. He responds that there is this new drug called "Viagra" that does wonders. He tells her to try it some morning, to slip it into his coffee, and let it go to work. He asks her to come back in a week or so to let him know how it worked.

She leaves, and then comes back next week. The doctor first notices a frown on her face, and then asks her if she tried it? She says yes. He asks her what happened? Still with a frown on her face, she responds that she did just as he said, she slipped it into Bill's Coffee in the morning, and then after about 5 minutes, he got a strange look on his face, stood up, pushed the breakfast to the side of the table, came over to her, lifted her up on the table, pulled her pants down, dropped his pants down, and then went to it. The doctor asks "well, was the sex bad? Again, still with a frown on her face, she says" No, it was the best sex we ever had, it was actually fantastic. The doctor asks "well then what is the problem, why are you distraught ? She says " I don't think we can show our faces in that McDonalds again.