Joke of the Day...

[Dave Samson]

> As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and finish 5th grade. This is Mike's homework assignment: He must use each of the words listed in a sentence.
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> 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
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> 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
>
> 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man,
> somebody get that catacomb.
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> 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
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> 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ***** rectum both.
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> 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
> they gonna send me back to the joint.
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> 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
> penis.
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> 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake. "
> He say, "Bull****, that watch Israel. "
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> 9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.
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> 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
> me to the pool hall.
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> 11. Iraq - When we got the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you
> break."
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> 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan
> on stain for dinner? "
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> 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much? " she say,
> "fortify".
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> 14. Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.
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