Joke of the Day...

[Jamo]

Subject: Dear Abby

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>Dear Abby admitted she was at a total loss to answer these.
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>Dear Abby,
>A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged
>gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-20's. These two
>women go everywhere together, and I've never see a man go into their
>apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
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>Dear Abby, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and
>violence on my VCR?
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>Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not
>even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
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>Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on
>the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my
>boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to
>discuss money with him.
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>Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when
>I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would
>never happen again. Should I believe him?
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>Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who
>was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
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>Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do
>I get out?
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>Dear Abby, My 40-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour
>every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.
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>Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a
>little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, but he
>finally did it.
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>Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is
>going through her mental pause?
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>Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in
>sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex
>years ago and he IS a doctor. What now?