Joke of the Day...

[CobraDan]

It was the first day of school for the kindergarten class, as the teacher walked in the classroom, she noticed something was written on the board. The chalkboard read "T T T 1A."

She looked at the children and said, " who wrote this?" Little Johnny raises his hand and says, " I did, teacher."
The teacher says, "Well, what does that mean, Johnny?" Johnny answers, "It means, To The Teacher 1 Apple," and gives the teacher an apple.
"Very good," says the teacher, "Thank You,"
The next morning, the teacher walks in the classroom, and notices something written on the board. The chalkboard read "T T T 1O." She asked the children, "Who wrote this?"
Then little Bobby answers, "I did, teacher." The teacher says, "Well Bobby, what does that mean?"
Bobby says, "It means, To The Teacher 1 Orange," and gives the teacher an orange. "Very good, Bobby, thank you."
The next morning, she walks in the classroom, and she noticed the board read, " F- U- C- K- I T".
The teacher, disappointed, said, "WHO WROTE THIS!!"
Then little Juanito, raises his hand and says, " I did, teacher".
The teacher says, " Well, what does this mean, Juanito?"
Juanito answers, " It means, From Us Chicano Kids 1 Tamale".