Joke of the Day...

[Hotfingrs]

> Fat Theology:
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>
> And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and
> spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and
> Woman would live long and healthy lives.
>
> And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the
> 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want
> fries with that?"
>
> And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.
>
> And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her
> figure that man found so fair.
>
> And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.
>
> And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
>
> And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds.
>
> And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and
> olive oil with which to cook them."
>
> And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed
> its own platter.
>
> And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the
> roof.
>
> And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose
> those extra pounds.
>
> And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man
> would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.
>
> And Man gained pounds.
>
> And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."
>
> And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in
> fat and brimming with nutrition.
>
> And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
> center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour
> cream dip also.
>
> And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips
> swaddled in cholesterol.
>
> And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
>
> And Man went into cardiac arrest.
>
> And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
>
> And Satan created HMOs